BFF Blog

2004-07-01T22:35:00.000+08:00

BFF...I have a graded thingy on Monday. Neurological Examination. Willing subject/specimen? :D

I'm freaking serious. Kala mo I'm joking? ;D

Someone needs psychotherapy :D It's not you, it's not me (I mean we're beyond that -- we're inexplicable).You know what I mean and where what I mean is. LMAO.

Over the weekend, then...

2004-06-25T23:55:00.000+08:00

BFF, question: Why aren't we posting? O yah, I didnt have a landline for a whole month. The moral of it all? I can't take the vow of absolute silence. Can't.

Hey guess what, Lance wrote a story for his 1st grade class. Wanna read?

The Acorn (a story by Lance)

Once upon a time there was a very little ant. Her name was Taki. Her parents said that she can play outside in the grass. She saw her ant friend, Cassandra. They found an acorn on the grass while they were playing. Both of them were too small to carry the acorn so they needed help from their other friends. Then they found Speckle and Jason and they asked for help to carry the acorn to Taki’s house. Speckle opened the acorn and they found a golden nut! The golden nut happened to be bigger than their ant hill. The moment their parents saw the golden nut, they were both shocked and happy at the same time. Cassandra’s mom was happy because the ants will never be hungry again for a long time. During that night everyone decided to have a feast and they shared the nut with everyone.

Gawsh,I wish Lance never grows up :D

2004-05-13T04:30:00.000+08:00

There's something 'bout how you stay on my mind,
there's something bout the way that I whisper your name when I'm asleep
Maybe its the look you get in your eyes
its the way that makes me feel to see you smile
And the reasons -- they may change
but what i'm feeling stays the same...

I can't quite put my finger on
just what it is that makes me love you
Don't ask me to think twice
I get all choked up inside
Just thinking 'bout the way...
- from The Way

This is why it's worth the wait.

This...and 'coz the tank-top-thing-in-public apparently doesn't work, as you now know from experience :D I wonder if a bathing suit would have had the same effect...

~Roxy

2004-04-26T19:42:00.000+08:00

BFF, I miss SB.

2004-04-25T15:47:00.000+08:00

Fortunes chucked out by different cookies in the last three months or so...

Honey, there ain't no sign out there that I should be going for any in the immediate future :D Besides, you know us, WE DON'T LOOK. WE ARE TO BE FOUND.

I rest my case.

We are nuts, aren't we? Sabi nga ni SB, birds of the same feather are the same birds.

~Roxy

2004-04-22T14:39:00.000+08:00

Haven't you ever thought that the sign might be that THOSE are the guys you should be going for? Because for the life of me, I can't imagine you interviewing potential boyfriends for me. Come on, I mean, let's face it: walang papasa sa 'yo.

But then you're thisclose to selling me na, di ba? hehe

I so miss you na. Parang ang tagal-tagal pa ng May.
COME HOME!!!!

~Pia

2004-04-19T13:53:00.000+08:00

Pia, GET OVER HERE...

Everyone I lay eyes on is Pia-ish. This afternoon, at church, there was like four. And I kinda laughed, and figured God was telling me to make you get your hynee here...

Yah, God talks to me now and then...I believe in signs.

But then again, I may have delusions of grandeur (a.k.a, early stages of schizophrenia...we all know who to blame :D)

LOL.

~Roxy

2004-03-26T16:25:00.000+08:00

Hi Roxy!
I haven't heard from you an a bit and frankly, I'm worried. I hope that you haven't committed murder or genocide wherever you are.

Things are boring here as usual.

Miss you!

~Pia

2004-03-16T00:49:00.000+08:00

You're joking...no way...is the Amazing Race crew there yet? Guh-reat, like we can go there...at all. Can't they ave done it six years from now, when I'm likely to get a job?

Six years -- I have the right to say it now. Cool huh...yeah, in some ways.

So, how've you been? Wondering why I've not been getting online lately (which is why I'm resurrecting our common blog)? One, the PC's on-duty for my Dad. Two, I'm in sort of a denial. I should have no reason, but I do... on my livejournal...

and Three, I'd been having the worst jetlag of my life. Have you known me to sleep at 3 am and wake up at 7 am for no school reason? Nope. What the hell is this, priming for June? Lord...

Seen Survivor? Colby got voted off. He's now in a Schick commercial (yes, the shaver Schick...). He goes "What happened to your 5-0'clock shadow?", you know, that dark spot on Homer Simpson's face. I have this feeling that whoever among Ethan, Lex, or Colby was voted off first would have gotten to do the commercial.

I just remembered. Kristine Bubble. Lucky girl.

See you online then.

~Roxy

2004-02-04T13:06:00.000+08:00

Roxy, it's time for a vacation:

May nakuha akong info from some people working in Lagen Island, El Nido Palawan that the Amazing Race will be there this month.

Darating yung crew ng Amazing Race sa Feb. 17 sa Lagen Island, El Nido Palawan. Tapos the contestants will be there on Feb. 24-25.

You up to it?

2004-01-20T13:23:00.000+08:00

Oh wow, there's been nothing on the blog for a month now. Tamad natin. Can you blame us if nothing good significant ever happens yet?

Hey, BFF, my dad calls Josh Groban JOBAN, and he insists that Josh was Armenian. My dad's been seeing one too many Armenians. See, there's a whole lot of Armenian people in Glendale. Go figure.

Oh, wait. I think it's 'coz of Josh's nose.

~Roxy

2003-12-20T17:07:00.000+08:00

BFF!!! How ya been?

I can't ever catch you on the IM. You'll have to log on to Yahoo now 'coz I can't set the MSN up! Anyway, I'll try 'coz I so miss you na....

Flight was fine. No, I wasn't seated beside a freak. And no, there weren't any significantly cute people to check out (unless we count me..heheh). I killed time (why does that sound so cruel all of a sudden?) at the lounge. The cheesecake was good.

Although, you'll be happy to know that JOSH GROBAN WAS ON THE IN-FLIGHT. It was that Jesu song, the one he sang with the violin girl... I went "Gawd, Pia tries to be anywhere I am...". So that's Pia represented by Josh. And don't we hate Josh? LMAO.

It's been okay here so far. I'll try to catch you on the YIM or on AOL.

By the way, I hope you got my text messages.

~Roxy

2003-12-11T10:25:00.000+08:00

Hey Roxy,

I know that you have less than 24 hours before leaving for that place which is probably more screwed up than Manila.

I will miiiiiissss you. And I know you probably hate me because I can't take time off to see you before you leave. Please please please take care of yourself.

Wuv you.

~Pia

2003-12-08T22:48:00.000+08:00

I realize I can NEVER be:

A SAINT -- because I'm neither unconditionally good nor bound for martyrdom

THE DALAI LAMA -- because I can't keep the vow of silence

A CARMELITE NUN -- because I can't be kept cloistered

A ROCK -- because I can't take being stepped upon

A LAWYER -- because I'm so willing to send so many people to jail

A JETSON -- because I'm not willing to float around in a bubble

The wonders of free association. Freud is starting to sound sensible...

~Roxy

2003-12-05T19:31:00.000+08:00

I'm not just any freak, I'm an Anthropological freak!
Now THAT'S what I call a sign. :D

I'm an emotional mess yet once again.
I'll e-mail you proof.

~Pia

2003-12-03T23:01:00.000+08:00

BFF!

Despite the anthropological and biological impossibility, you look like Victoria, the Crown Princess of Sweden.

You like Peter Phillips of England (and therefore the only person wo can fathom his liking for kilts.LOL)

In the realm of LJ's, Victoria and Peter have hooked up...

We know what philosophically follows...whoopeee.

SIGNS, BFF, SIGNS.

~Roxy

2003-11-24T09:24:00.000+08:00

*YOU* wanna know what my definition of HAPPINESS is?

1. It's not a question of poverty or wealth. It's the answer of having just enough.
2. It's not about having dreams. It's being respected for them.
3. It's not whether or not any of my dreams get fulfilled. It's having the right to the chance to make them come true.
4. It's not being always right. It's being given the benefit of the doubt that I'm right.
5. It's not knowing everything. It's knowing what's important.
6. It's not about imposing my presence. It's about wanting to be with people and people wanting to be with me.
7. It's the freedom to be giving, to be unselfish amongst unselfish people.
8. It's the freedom to be considerate, and to be looked upon with consideration.
9. It's the freedom to do anything that's not school- or work-related on my own time and pace.
10. It's the miracle of anything good not having a flipside that owes its existence to an opinion.
11. It's when authority is based on wisdom and maturity, not age and social role.
12. It's the gift of not having to look outside myself for approval on anything that socially and morally right anyway.
13. It's the gift of a world that is huge and limitless and yet small and cozy at the same time.

Satisfied?

Don't ask me any question ever again. You can't handle my answers...let alone the recesses of my mind and my heart. ASSUMPTION IS NOT THE WAY TO DEAL WITH ME.

~Roxy, purple with annoyance...

2003-11-20T12:27:00.000+08:00

I've just waged war on blondes. And I don't feel guilty doing so because, hey. I've been discriminated against my entire life.

Call it my mission.
And I wouldn't say no to a padded cell.

2003-11-15T17:36:00.000+08:00

They say:

A simple friend will bail you out of jail.
A REAL FRIEND WILL BE SITTING THERE NEXT TO YOU IN THE CELL & SAY, "DAMN! THAT WAS FUN!!"

Whatever (whoever) happens, blonde or otherwise, I'm there...

So I hope there's a good bathroom in the cell, BFF...

~Roxy

2003-11-15T17:33:00.000+08:00

Mary-Sue Generator by kabukikatze
Name
Mary-Sue Name	Blaise Zabini
Mary-Sue Secret Identity	Master Vampire with a soul
Mary-Sue Daily Identity	Aspiring mangaka with middling talent
Super-secret Sue Power!	Can stop time (especially during mid-terms)

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Man, I'm good...

Cool...when do I get my powers?

~Roxy

2003-11-14T19:21:00.000+08:00

She's a blonde.
OF COURSE SHE IS.
Did I really expect anything else?
They're all blondes.

Blonde.
Thin.
Wannabe actress.
Sings too, huh?
I bet he tells the world that she's "...nice, sweet, AMAZING" and that she makes him incredibly happy.
How nice for them

*Sarcastic mode off.*

2003-11-08T09:54:00.000+08:00

Somebody from my Mom's staff, who formerly worked at Buckingham, actually said Prince William's not cute. No, don't feed him cake. I say OFF WITH HIS HEAD...

Fine, everybody's entitled to his own opinion. At least he's another person who doesn't have a crush on Prince William. So, that species comes up to a grand total of...(drumrolls)...2!

We're making progress here...

~Roxy

2003-11-08T09:15:00.000+08:00

I feel old:

1. In overnight events, there always a group that can stay up longer than the rest. Last time I checked, I'm in the one who gives up just right before they do :D

2. I suddenly acquired the ability to call children by their complete names (first, second, middle, and last --- in that order).

3. Freakishly, CNN and BBC are growing on me. I now find them sensible beyond the real reason I even watch those channels (ie, Prince William's head might just pop up ...)

4. I'd get invitations to high school alumni homecomings. Hello, I was just in high school six years ago and honey, six years ain't that long. I didn't even feel it...(okay I did, during the thesis semester)

5. I completely relate to Daria Morgandorfer.

6. I'm slowly getting solved to the fact that Jack and Kelly Osbourne may need extreme grounding. And so does Ginger Foutley (ugh...did I just give a damn about a cartoon character's future? :D)

(Kelly, not being normal)

And yet, I get shallow by the day. LMAO.

I need to go out more :D Or go backpacking in Europe...

~Roxy

2003-10-09T10:58:00.000+08:00

I'm thinking that I have to start chopping heads off.
I hate the fact that I have to be the grown-up around here.
Ang dali-daling ayusin ng schedules, hindi nila ma-resolve. Pick up the slack for someone who isn't there! Nyeta, I've been doing that for almost 2 years! I've rarely said no!

Tapos they want a raise, e wala naman silang nagagawa to deserve one.
Puta, I'm tired of being nice.

~Pia

2003-10-02T09:29:00.000+08:00

Joshie has a pimp-daddy picture.
hehehehe.

I don't think it's the flu, they say it's viral (which is equivalent to: "Hija, we don't know what's wrong with you."). Not too bothered by it, though. I mean kung mamamatay ako, e di mamatay di ba?

~Pia

2003-10-02T09:23:00.000+08:00

Friend VS. Best friend

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom (not really..just one of each set, and it's something that starts with a "K" for "kadakilaan"...) (oh look, is it April fool's yet?...)

Friend: : has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on (oh yeah...drenched...even her ears are drenched)

Friend: : never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home (ok, we'll have to wait until we get our own homes to know....)

Friend: : asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: : borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: : only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story (or some other letter that won't reach who it's addressed to...) (see, BFF, someday we'll have to borrow the CIA's motto)

Friend: : will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you (Pia is the ultimate ally. She's like my journal -- for good, for sullen tempers, or mischief...Thanks , BFF...)

BTW, BFF: I'll never get over this new picture of Josh, that's for sure...

~Roxy

2003-09-23T12:19:00.000+08:00

This is seriously the best thing about today.
He's singing on tv as I write this, you know....
I love you, and I'll call you tonight.

~Pia

PS. Tell Ley I said Happy Birthday :)

2003-09-23T10:48:00.005+08:00

Dear Josh,

How're you doing? 'Curls still in place? I suppose you never have bad hair days and your hair...you don't know how completely jealous I am of that. Sorry, I'm babbling. See, I never really write guys. But I am now, 'coz there's a few things I'd like to tell you.

Wait, do you remember me? Your GIRLFRIEND is my BFF... I just want to let you know you couldn't have made a better choice. I guess you're a good choice, too -- great talent, good genes, not a math major ;).

Pia sees things in you that most people don't. For starters, she actually finds your hair mesmerizing, and convinced like two million people to think the same way (And this is from a girl who blow-dries her hair at 4 AM so she could wear it down for a 7 AM class, and everyone behind her would wanna pull it all out, 'coz it's so perfect). She wonders how your nape looks beneath all that hair. She melts at the sight of your hands, and is in awe of the fact that you play drums, and that you can drive. You cause the butterflies in her stomach...

See, Josh, how many people on earth can say that somebody else notices little things about them? You're probably the only one, and you're lucky because she'll never tire appreciating all that is trivial in you, because to her, it's always the little things that matter. You're not just a damn-good singer to her, you're JOSHY. The person. I'd go as far as saying it's possible you owe your popularity in this country solely to her...

So, Josh, I'll be damned if you never fly her up to where you are.

By the way, you're gifted with another year of Pia's life. It's her birthday today.

Until you become my BFF-in-Law,
Roxy

~Roxy

2003-09-16T19:03:00.000+08:00

Ugh.
Don't remind me.

~Pia

2003-09-16T11:38:00.000+08:00

Somebody's birthday is coming up...

~Roxy

2003-09-08T15:41:00.000+08:00

Interesting....

Roxanne Aquilizan is an unsung hero, an undiscovered genius...and an unknown quantity. It is because Roxanne is such an unknown quantity that her heroism goes unsung and her genius undiscovered. Some people will blow their own trumpets from the highest hill even when those trumpets are battered and badly out of tune. Roxanne is rather the opposite. No matter how bright the light inside her shines, she will always find a bushel big enough to hide it under. Roxanne wants to be thought of as stable, steady and solid. She tries her best to do what the world expects of her, she wants to be a trooper - a loyal, reliable, down-to-earth kind of character. In the attempt to give this impression Roxanne strives to be modest, restrained and realistic. She almost succeeds. Through diligent effort Roxanne manages to persuade himself and the rest of the watching world that she is a known quantity. At best she will allow himself to be known for her talent in one particular area or for her courage with regard to one particular topic. The trouble is Roxanne is a Capricorn and Capricorns, despite all that some astrologers say, are always unknown quantities.

Deep down inside Roxanne yearns to be wild and crazy, footloose and fancy-free. She wants to break the rules, question convention and court controversy. Only one thing stops her - a little voice in the back of her head that says "Excuse me, who do you think you are? That's not the kind of activity that Roxanne Aquilizan can get away with." If you want to be a true friend to Roxanne Aquilizan you must encourage her to ignore that voice. She will love you for it and she won't need much encouraging. Roxanne Aquilizan was born to be brilliant. She was destined to be daring. One day she will realise this and then...the world had better look out.

Taken from Jonathan Canier's Zodiac Forecasts

~Pia

2003-09-05T10:38:00.000+08:00

Random Thoughts While I think of Something Good to Write

1. It's pretty lethargic today...sun's up real good and the weird thing is, I'm loving the quiet
2. Contrary to popular belief, Sunday isn't the day of rest...it's not...
3. Dialectics and relativism -- the freakin explanation for why things are really near and really far at the same time. Ugh...
4. Hey, Ginger marathon tomorrow, and they're airing Gilmore Girls again...
5. Oh gosh, BFF, it's late but, Congratulations on your getting accepted to the London Museum Archaeology Program...
6. Remember Scott Morris from Saved by the Bell, as in Mark Paul Gosselar (I can't spell the darn surname...)? He's in that HBO TV Movie, The Princess and The Marine. He's the marine, obviously, and the princess looks oddly like Jamie Lyn Siegler (The Sopranos...)
7. By the way, BFF, I'm leaving you something...remind me, okay?

I'm not coming up with anything good, am I? :D Okay, enough thoughts...

~Roxy

2003-08-28T11:24:00.000+08:00

Guess who got promoted?

~Pia

2003-08-22T10:12:00.000+08:00

I'm three episodes into this talk show and already I'm losing my hair from the stress. I'm also losing weight (good) and getting huge, ugly zits (VERY bad).

If *nothing* happens after this, I'm becoming a model.

~Pia

2003-08-20T09:42:00.000+08:00

Omri Haim Katz...ahem...from Hocus Pocus (circa 1993), also known as the virgin who lit the black flame candle... Eerie Indiana, remember?

~Roxy

2003-08-19T12:00:00.000+08:00

BFF, you remember The Karate Kid?
Well, look at him now!

~Pia

2003-08-16T07:28:00.000+08:00

CORSO .Jon Corso .
I hope Jon and Kelly win...Go, Jon!
There, the better part of my week...
The rest of it I'll just shove down my throat, like I normally do...you'll know what it's about eventually.
BTW, in case you wanted to know
which one's yours. Mine? Cancer. Surprise, surprise! No, really, it used to be Aquarius. Ugh, like I care, anyway. I'm bored, can you tell? :D
Oh gawd, I missed the Josh Groban concert :(

~Roxy

2003-08-15T10:01:00.000+08:00

Because I haven't been much of a friend lately....

Work has been crazy insane here the past few days. I'm in charge of certain things that keep me up thinking at night. Not a good feeling, but I'm glad they trust me enough to do it. I just don't want to disappoint anyone you know? And because of this, I go to work M-F at regular office hours (except Thursdays). Esh, the weekend spent at home with Kapam. Which is better because the rest of my family is there. Hope things are better on your end. Ay nako, if murder weren't a crime...the Kapam on your side would so completely get hers. The temerity of that creature ha! Taking nervous breakdowns lightly. I had a small one when I was a junior and it wasn't fun! kainis sha....

Oh and, I got your texts, but I couldn't reply because I ran out of credits (again). I'm watching Joshie tomorrow....

Miss you and hope to see you soon.

~Pia

2003-08-09T18:13:00.000+08:00

And the Tupperware crisis ends.
We're buying Glad ware tomorrow.

~Pia

2003-08-08T17:31:00.000+08:00

Three things I learned from Riding In Cars With Boys:

"Sometimes we love people too much that we have to be numb to them, because if we feel that love, we could die from all the pain..."-Faye, bestfriend of Beverly Donofrio

"That which can't kill you makes you wanna die" -Jason, Beverly's son

and...out of my own deduction...
"That which you can't kill makes you wanna die"

So there, BFF...we don't need morphine; we need Prozac and Zoloft... Oh, and we need to find that other plane of better existence :D Woot!

~Roxy

2003-08-03T16:37:00.000+08:00

I want to kill *someone* so bad, my hands shake with anticipation everytime I go near a knife.

Good thing we don't own a gun.

2003-07-19T13:26:00.000+08:00

Those are really good photos of the both of them. Wills is GQ material, as usual. But Andreas has a certain je ne sais quoi - is that how you spell it?

I'm dying. Please kill me now. Find me some heroin because I can't do it anymore.

2003-07-15T09:35:00.000+08:00

Wills and Andrea (Casiraghi)...two reasons why we should move to Europe...

~Roxy

2003-07-13T00:06:00.000+08:00

I love you, BFF Pia, because:

1. you want me to be okay all the time
2. you fight my battles for me, even if I don't ask you too
3. you let me nickname every single one of your crushes (you saw that coming, dintcha?)
4. you elevate my illusions to the highest levels possible (wa-ha-ha-ha! woot!)
5. you always feel my emotions before I do
6. we know this fact and agree on it: all the good guys are either taken, married, divorced, on-the-rebound, gay, unreachable, dead, or criminal
7. and this: whatever happens, tradition holds the bestman responsible to dance with the maid-of-honor (especially if the groom and the bestman come from one family) (ahoy, Peter!)
8. you make me more friendly than I'll ever be on my own (I met Duduy, Meryll, Ginger, and Brad through you)
9. no one else knows me as much as you do
10. I DON'T NEED A REASON TO -- I love you for the person that you are.

~Roxy

2003-07-05T10:48:00.000+08:00

The thing is, while I usually blab about my blog for shameless self-promotion, that person was from *where I work*. And it's creeping me out. I'm actually considing deleting that blog altogether. As or the e-mail thng, I can't make an e-mail address and not check it. I don't know why, I just can't. I keep thinking that you-know-who may have come across Random Collisions and read it and was intrigued, blahblahblah and had to write me. Or you. Whatever. Basta, I can't.

And the having a fan thing isn't cutting it. Morrissey's The More You Ignore Me keeps playing in my head.

Max, I know you're going to come across this. Stop it with the "drafty" teasing. He looks good in a skirt, I mean, kilt.

~Pia

2003-07-04T08:10:00.000+08:00

Whoa...What sort of e-mails? Girly or boy-ish? You should temporarily change the linked e-mail to dimwitty address you can forget to check forever, or can't you block him/her? Although, you may look at it this way: YOU HAVE A FAN!

~Roxy

2003-07-04T02:05:00.000+08:00

I think someone found out about Random Collisons, Roxy. Someone I didn't want to find out about it. And since my e-mail is linked, I've been getting e-mails. I'm freaked out.

~Pia

2003-07-02T02:56:00.000+08:00

So the BBC deserves a Nobel this time. I always thought Sesame Street should get one first. You know, for bringing us Telly and Grover and Elmo. Do you know that I actually considered making that a thesis topic (the Sesame Street deserves a Nobel bit, not Telly and the other talking socks)? And knowing Argonza, he'd go for it. I was also thinking of going the Shirley Maclaine route and just talk about my past lives, but then that would be a longitudinal study. 15 years is just too long to spend in college.

I just realized I've spent less than 8 of the past 36 hours sleeping. I've tried sugar in different incarnations but it's just not working. Not even the image of Peter was enough to keep me perky. There's something seriously wrong with me now.

Do you have a list of those states that qualify throwing up on someone as a crime? For stupid laws alone, I'm glad I'm from this side of the pond.

Get the bungee cords.
I'm going to strangle someone with them.

~Pia

2003-07-01T10:16:00.000+08:00

You know, throwing up on people happens to be a criminal offense in some states...Let's hope it isn't where Duncan Shiek comes from :D. You should get really good vomit medicine. But, you won't throw up all over him. You know what you're likely to do: SMILE AT HIM REAL CHEESY :D. I'll have a getaway car ready when you give the go-signal. Are you gonna need bungee cords, BFF? :)

I'm just so happy I'm not getting any scars on my legs from the burns. It's darn shallow but they haven't had any use to me besides the basics...you get my drift. That, or my brain has drastically atrophied to cheerleader status. Anyway, I went to a dermatologist (note: burn specialist) and she laughed 'coz I was so worried. She had a ball, the freakin doctor.

Oh, it's Ryan! Still kulot, huh. I wish him all the best, really. I hope he makes it 'coz he has potential, which I say about him objectively. Jamie has my blessings. Friends na kami :) I owe it all to BBC.

~Roxy

2003-06-27T22:22:00.000+08:00

Point your mouse over here, BFF. You are SO going to love it.

And I'm so sorry about the pan/boiling oil accident yesterday. Are you OK now?

Don't be so happy for me about the Duncan Sheik interview. I just asked my boss about whether it was going to be a one-on-one thing or a presscon deal and he told me that he wasn't sure, because Warner (the record company) wasn't sure. Which is fine by me because I'm not so sure how lucid I'm going to be if it were a face-to-face deal. It might turn out to be a deer-in-the-headlights moment.

Duncan: Hi there. I'm Duncan Sheik. *smiles* How are you? *extends hand for me to shake*
Me: uh...ah...*extends hand*
Duncan: Are you ok? You look...sick.
Me: uh....ah...er....
Duncan: GUARD!!!!

~Pia

2003-06-24T10:17:00.000+08:00

LMAO. Hahahahah! YOU FREAK... :D (even though I'm all colloidal now...). No one can make me laugh like you can. You are a CLASSIC, way up, up there :D You realize this is a future king, right? If the CIA equivalent of Britain comes after me, you're bailing me out :D I love you, BFF. Start saving.

~Roxy

2003-06-23T23:55:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday, Wills.

Roxy is so sorry she couldn't be there, but see the wicked witch that is her mom was sure to jump at any chance to make her feel guilty so she skipped it this year.

I know. It sucks not having tu amore there, but see, she would have been very uncomfortable. What with the glossy posse wanting to tear her hair out and all. Not to mention the prospect of having her photo in the newspapers of countries she can't even pronounce.

She's happy that you had a wonderful birthday, though. She wishes she were there, but then...well, you know. Oh, why am I the one telling you this and not her? Good question. I'll have to ask her that.

Anyway, happy birthday again. From both of us. But with MUCH love from Roxy.

There BFF. Two photos. All better now?

~Pia

2003-06-23T17:17:00.000+08:00

The reason why we're still not in jail, Pia, is that we didn't watch the Prince William special together. Given his head popping up a lot, and Peter's (Duke Peter Phillips to you...ahem)showing up thrice, we would've been done in for Disturbing the Peace. Disturbing the Peace is bailable, right, BFF? :D

If this guy marries before I do, I will WEEP, GRIEVE, & MOURN. In that order. I mean, name me one other person besides Prince William willing to do what he did in Chile (live in a forsaken place the stuff of anthropological expeditions, carry logs on his shoulders, cook for the homeless, teach kids, get along with total strangers & be willing to clean the freakin toilet for them, totally setting aside the fact that he doesn't really have to do it) -- and I'll go out with him in a heartbeat! Who says I'm picky now, huh? :D (I don't care how he'll look...okay, I do...genetics...).

We're pathetic, aren't we? See, if we were in Europe, it'd be a different story :D

~Roxy

2003-06-23T16:55:00.000+08:00

Oh great, BFF, you post Justin Timberlake a.k.a Grover (man, why does everybody from N'sync look like someone from Sesame street?) and there's no William (or Peter) in here... :D

Someday, your weird complete resemblance to Viqtoria, crown Princess of Sweden, will come into use. I am hatching plans as we speak. I so miss Jan. She hatches the best damn wicked plans. I wonder if she's still into the chariot thing we were thinking of before. Maybe we should hook her up with Brad. Isn't she teaching Koreans students, too? Boy, I'd hate to be in the shoes of those kids...

I liked what you have on Random Collisions. Speaking of random collisions, applications to med school start July 15... I wanna get accepted here 'coz all you guys are here :)

~Roxy

2003-06-23T02:03:00.000+08:00

I just saw Britney's new video for her new single on MYX about 3 minutes ago. Well, it's not really a video, just clips of concerts and stuff cut spliced to make a 3-minute long montage.

Now you know I like her better than the disaster that is Christina, right? But this is just so sad. She deserves better. And for the record, Britney honey, the breathless singing just doesn't cut it anymore. Get some singing lessons. And whup that female bozo's ass.

Holy Mary, Mother of God. I think I may just go blind. Harrison John, Popular
God, I miss that show...

~Pia

2003-06-21T04:43:00.000+08:00

We have too much free time on your hands, BFF. I think it's time for a new hobby. Macrame? Crochet? Polo?
Speaking of stupid hobbies, did you know that there was such a thing as extreme ironing? Some guy just ironed a shirt at the edge of the Grand Canyon. While I was watching on the news, I kept wishing a good, strong wind would blow and send him soaring theough the air to splat on the floor of the canyon.

They have problems. We don't.

Did you know that I drank coffee for the fist time in 2 decades last week? Yes, I was drinking coffee when I was six. And it didn't stunt my growth. That happened slowly when I stopped drinking milk. I hated the taste the coffee left in my mouth, I would rather get back to smoking than drink another cup of that vileness. I'm never doing it again.

How're Max's SAT scores? He really shouldn't worry, because I'm positive he'd get 1600 easy.

20 minutes until I go home....woot!

~Pia

2003-06-18T09:52:00.000+08:00

Dear *you*,

Wow...your Mom has like 4 PhD's in 4 different incarnations of Mathematics. I'm impressed. I couldn't even get through 1 math problem without mangling myself. It must've been tough for you as a child, what with your family having a third appendage called the calculator. Oh sorry,what? You solve math problems with your mind? Oh...silly me. I should've figured that out.

I sure hope you can solve yourself with your mind, too. Or do you need a calculator this time? :P Man, you're so lucky that I'm not a neurosurgeon and that I have no intentions whatsoever of being one :D

Love,
*me*'s BFF

PS
BFF, I'm just making you laugh...

~Roxy

2003-06-16T22:59:00.000+08:00

BFF. Just to let you know I am trying.

Dear *you*,

It's been what, 6 months since we last spoke? That was a few days before you turned 27. we didn't talk for weeks afterward because I figured you were busy with graduating. Math isn't an easy subject. I didn't really think that we'd never speak after that, after all, you did still say you loved me.

I gave up after Valentine's day. You know how I freak when you ignore me. And believe me, I did do just that when I realized that you were never talking to me again.

It hurts that you didn't think of me enough to let me know you wanted out. Especially when you said that you would never leave. Even more because i thought I always let you know that anytime you wanted out, I wouldn't be begging you to stay. That hurt more than anything else, I think.

I never lied when I said I loved you. I never lied all those times. Never. Not once. And I took you for your word when you said you were too.

It sucks that after 6 months I still think of you. It sucks that every guy I look at now, I compare to you. It sucks that you told me everything I wanted to hear at a time when I was vulnerable - that when you disappeared, I was left with much less than what I had to begin with.

So I guess this is it now. You're probably happy with your life now. That's good. I always wanted that for you. I just never believed I wouldn't be part of your happiness.

Love,
*me*

~Pia

2003-06-12T22:20:00.000+08:00

I saw Bruce Almighty, for its nth week running or something...I love the scene where Bruce parts the tomato soup. Heck if I were given the chance to be God, I'd HAVE to part liquids, too :D. I so can relate ;) Gawd, I'm stupid...

Now that you mentioned it, Sebastian does look luto. But then if he were gray, kids wouldn't like him 'coz he's not colored enough. Max says he's a kingcrab, a cross between a lobster and a crab, so there.

~Roxy

2003-06-11T21:48:00.000+08:00

Geri Halliwell and Hatty Jones

The could be twins di ba?

And with my new haircut, I could be a cousin.

~Pia

2003-06-11T00:27:00.000+08:00

Stupid thought that has been in my head since the movie came out.

Is Sebastian a crab or a lobster?

And why is he red?

Isn't red a bad color for crustaceans because that would mean he's cooked?

If he's cooked, it means he's dead, right? So is he like Ariel's kunsensha, or something?

~Pia

2003-06-06T19:03:00.000+08:00

Your prsospects are rosier than mine ever will be. I'm still hung up over Jork and long, sleepless nights aren't helping. I'm thinking of investing heavily in the Smirnoff company so that when I imbibe the spirit, my portfolio will rise. But wait, aren't taxes on sin products still high?

My Prospects:

1. Karl - you want him dead; I want him castrated.
2. Brad - nice, smart, Texan - but living in Korea (SARS-anoia talking), teaching Koreans English. I don't know whether or not I should be happy he's found some bit of purpose, nervous because...those poor Koreans, or....actually, I don't know what to feel.
3. Jork - should I expound on this?
4. Ethan - smart (Vassar), cute (duh?!), built (soccer players have probably the best bodies), funny, an all around great guy. Living in another continent. But Eco-challenge prepared him for the PI. Verdict's out on this one.
5. Joshie - too young, too perfect, sounding too much like he was born without a throat.

Who does that leave me with?

How am I ever going to spawn now????

~Pia

2003-06-05T09:58:00.000+08:00

Let's deconstruct my prospects, shall we?

1. Prince William, future King of England -- he's in his castle, I'm not. He likes horses, I'd hate to be thrown off by one. O yeah, he has an enormous dog and a pigeon, which is like my entire spectrum of phobias blown up & magnified :)
2. Josh Hartnett -- he doesn't know whether to be Superman or Batman in that Action League movie. There's no choice, really, 'coz with either, he has to wear goofy tights :)
3. Sean Biggerstaff -- he gorgeous but, man, do I really wanna carry his last name? Hmm...tough decision...
4.Hayden Christensen -- All the kids in my family call him "Kuya Hayden". But he's in Fiji, half-dying in Eco-challenge for that charity he's playing for.
5. Matt Damon -- stupid Ben Affleck hooked him up
6. Ben Affleck -- he's freakin hooked up
7. Leonardo di Caprio -- he's the lifesize version of Peter Pan, flying around, just not around me, that is. (Hey guess what, he's playing Alexander the Great, and Alexander the Great's wife's name is Roxanne. Harharhar, signs...)
8. Andreas Casigrahi, future king of Monaco (& heir to the legendary Grimaldi & Casigrahi wealth) -- too young. I could've spawned him myself.
9. Ryan Philippe -- hitched, and with children
10. Ashton Kutcher -- about to be hitched and spawn children
11. Ryan Ripperger -- the song "Oklahoma" resounds... (I know thumthin aboutcha...).
12. Borgy Manotoc -- sounds drunk all the time
13. Iceman from X-men 2 (a.k.a The Brad from Cadet Kelly) -- Anna Paquin just squeezed out everything from him. He could be dead now.
14. Tyler Florence -- he's more domesticated than I'll ever be :)
15.JFK Jr. -- he's dead

All the rest are either married, taken, on the rebound, gay (Rob from the Amazing race 1 can't be gay...), criminal, or have moved to Florida. Spinsterhood is an option. I'll drag your butt to Salzburg and we'll take the Sound of Music tour together ("I have confidunce in confidunce alooooon").

BTW, you know our McDonald's at Faura, where we all used to review? I meant to tell you like 6 months back that they closed it down and put a dermatological center in its place. Funny :D. It's where they used to fry burgers and fries in a pool of grease.

~Roxy

2003-06-05T09:48:00.000+08:00

Hayden is on another team pala. He was with his sister Hejsa, his brother Tove,a nd their daddy -- Team Kodak, playing for this charity for kids with cancer. No, his brother isn't bald. Tove is like a young Michael Vartan (you know, Coolsen from Never Been Kissed...). That bald guy on Ethan's team is from Road Rules 2, I think. He has the most blunders on Eco-Challenge :) . They were rafting on white waters and his kayak got perched on a freakin boulder, and Ethan had to pull him down... (with all of Ethan's 206 bones, and no other physical weapon except the floating capability of his head of hair). That's your guy right there, Best Friend Forever :D

~Roxy

2003-06-05T09:37:00.000+08:00

Wow... what you've done here is so cool. And hey, you found a picture of Team Kulot!

Thanks for what you wrote on your personal blog. I am so touched. No one loves me like you do :D. I know God put me in Behavioral Studies only so I could meet my BFF. You make my world a lot bearable. All my love to you, BFF.

~Roxy

2003-06-04T11:04:00.000+08:00

Look, o...

Team Kulot

Which one is Hayden's brother? I'm guessing the bald guy....

~Pia

2003-06-04T10:52:00.000+08:00

Hi BFF.

2003-06-04T10:26:00.000+08:00

Oh please Lord....let this work